{"product_id":"pre-order-discreet-nothing-bad-ever-happens-here-blackwell-hollow-book-1-signed-discreet-paperback","title":"DISCREET Nothing Bad Ever Happens Here (Blackwell Hollow Book 1) - SIGNED DISCREET PAPERBACK","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003eI just inherited a bakery, an old house, and three hot inked caretakers.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003eOh, and there’s a dead body in the gazebo.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eI didn’t plan to come back to Blackwell Hollow, but then I get word that my great Aunt Evelyn has died — and she’s left everything to me.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAs a bonafide city girl, there’s only one thing to do: go to Blackwell Hollow and sell everything stat.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eExcept from the minute I arrive, nothing is as it seems. Between the dead body, the wacky townspeople, and the unhinged gossip, things get complicated fast.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAnd that’s not even counting my three tattooed caretakers.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBeck\u003c\/strong\u003e makes lavender lemon cookies that melt in my mouth. He also does things to my body that melt my panties.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eNoah\u003c\/strong\u003e is happiest with his hands in the soil — and his face between my thighs.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThen there’s \u003cstrong\u003eDane\u003c\/strong\u003e: broken, angry, as immovable as a mountain. He doesn’t want me there, but that doesn’t mean he doesn’t want me.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWe’re stuck together, all suspects in the same murder.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAnd I don’t know what’s scarier, the murderer watching me from the shadows — or the three men setting me — and my old life — on fire.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eThis book includes:\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cem\u003e Three hot inked rogues\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cem\u003e🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️ spice\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cem\u003eA hairless cat whose favorite mode of transport is a stroller\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cem\u003eCompeting town gossips who always get it wrong\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cem\u003eA wild duck chase. 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